What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? That Scientologist joke is absolutely dreadful. If anybody can fine-tune it, see the solicitation for more dyslexia jokes, which immediately follows...

Frankly I love it,” he says. “It takes me a loooong time to write a show with this many jokes in,” he goes on. “So I always want as many people to see it as possible. Not quite a dyslexia story...more like one of those puzzles "Puzzlemaster" Will Shortz posits on NPR on Sunday mornings..."Take the name of a Broadway Theatre; drop its last two letters; double one of the remaining letters; scramble those letters and you get the name of another Broadway theatre...amd here's a hint for all you non-New Yorkers: these theatres are right across the street from one another. If you know the answer, drop us a line..." What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog. Speaking of South Africa, last year’s World Cup Soccer gave rise to the “vuvuzela” horns. Duncan observed: He went out looking for an orgy, but ended up spending all night at a gyro stand. [All right, that's a very New York-centered joke for a town populated by take-out places where one can dine on greasy meat sandwiches of Greek origin called "gyros"].Then there was the one written by comedian/voice actor Billy West of "Ren and Stimpy" fame which was the song parody "Old MacDonald had dyslexia, O-E-O-E-I." It seems the United States Postal Service has already ruined this one. The price of the standard first-class stamp will be increasing next month (May 2007) from 39-cents to 41-cents. The punchline with the lower amount, 14 cents, doesn't quite cut it. Why did the dyslexic couple learn karate? They tried to get some marital counselling but ended up with martial training. a noted professional artist in the comic book industry actually assisted me with that joke, but is reluctant to share the credit] LPT: If you know somebody with dyslexia that uses public transport, offer to help them read their timetable to prevent any mixups. Whoops, wrong bus.

Did you hear about the dyslexic who was told he wouldn’t be good at poetry by others? So far he has made 3 jugs and a vase, which are lovely. There's two Dyslexic's in a bar and one say's "Can you smell gas" so the other replies "Are you taking the piss I can't smell my own name" : I took a dyslexia test online, but as it turns out it was actually a dysphoria test, so guess what.Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic, he suffers from insomnia because he stays up all night wondering if there is a dog. She’d only been working at the clinic for two days when one doctor called the other into his office and said they’d have get rid of Nurse Nora. My doctor prescribed me medicines for dailysex. But my girlfriend keeps telling me, its for dyslexia. Why did the dyslexic astronaut float in space for hours? Because he couldn’t find the “lunar” module!

Get ready to laugh your way into a universe where funny mistakes and misinterpreted words take center stage. Didja hear about that new TV-talent competition for dyslexics in Bergen County, New Jersey [regional variant: 'in San Joaquin County, California?'] Every Christmas Day we always have pigs in blankets, or as you probably call it, relatives sleeping in the spare room.The cruel god cursed his creations with dyslexia, but nothing happened since they could do no wrong while fully under his control. Talent is abundant, the willingness to work hard is rare,” he says. “Write every day. Gig every night. You’ll progress.” Two doctors working in a small town clinic had to hire a new nurse after the one that previously worked there retired. They interviewed Nurse Nora and she gave a great interview so they decided to hire her. I always prefer being live on stage,” he says. “There’s nothing better than performing a show full of one-liners to people who’ve all come because they really like one-liners – and don’t mind some being in rather dubious taste. As an inveterate joke- collector, -teller, and -writer, I believe I have now found my true niche with DYSLEXIA JOKES!